Some of the funniest Facebook status updates we've seen over the years.

And that's how you catch a dumbass! (Photo)

Jason really needs to learn that you don't have to admit to *everything* on your Facebook page. (Photo)

Cheapest way to exercise ever...

Isn't rejection a big pain? Yes, unless you get her pregnant, it seems. (Photo)

Before you cheat, do yourself a favor and actually learn to use Facebook. (Photo)

Take your time Alex...

That sucks... (Photo)

I21 though4234 it was alread34y cclean!

Everyone can get into a collage these thays. (Photo)

She's a genious!
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